wanting it both ways

the queer art of failure »


"Sometimes I think the books that affect us most are fantasy books. I don’t mean books in the fantasy genre; I don’t even mean the books we fantasize about writing but don’t write. What I’m thinking of here are the books we know about—from their titles, from reading reviews, or hearing people…

Jennifer is the only other person I know about to enter an English PhD in less than a month who is also still writing her MA thesis and we are both losing it

  • Jennifer: I want there to be a horror film where a dinosaur eats the hamburger bed and the person in it
  • me: yesss, chris evans as dinosaur
  • or as man inside burger
  • Jennifer: That could def work too, because only a certain kind of guy can pull off sleeping in a hamburger
  • Maybe he can come back to life as a dinosaur slayer
  • me: yeah like reenter out of dino tummy
  • Jennifer: Like something about the chemical composition of the burger mixed with the stomach acid
  • So biblical
  • me: we should make movies -- we would make DEEP movies that would also be hollywood thrillers because of our sensibilities re evans
  • Jennifer: We would be really good at this
  • People should give us money
  • me: this is a worthy cause! evans six-film contract part two!


Did y’all catch CAPTAIN AMERICAN Chris Evans on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon? WHL fan CJ did and sent along a link to the clip which features Chris & Jimmy talking about THE LASERS: 

Chris Evans: Let’s appreciate this; We have to appreciate this. You know on school picture day you have to check off what you want in the background and in my life we always had the blue background—

Jimmy Fallon: We couldn’t afford anything else.

Chris: Really?

Jimmy: I think it was extra for lasers.

Chris: Anyway, I changed it on the way to school—

Jimmy: You didn’t tell your mom?

Chris: Her brain MELTED when we got the photos back. But, look how cool it looks? 


janehu said: let’s do this in oakland!!

that sounds good! and i’d leave it up to you which tom cruise movies would or would not be involved

oh JR, let’s watch all of them!